Written 5/1/12
Tonight was my last night of 3rd shift sanitation
work. I clean the showers at night. I’m trying to get back on a normal sleep schedule
for boot camp.
My brother Mitch has been telling me for months now that I
should tell this story… since it’s my last night working I will…
It was my first week on the job. On my unit there are two
sets of showers, east side and north side. I live on the east side so I always
clean ours first. I finished scrubbing the walls and floors, all I have left is
mopping. So I grab the mop and head back to the shower. All of a sudden my feet
come out from under me. I’m not talking about when you slip and catch yourself,
this was the kind of slip when you are horizontal in the air and you can see
your shoe laces. I come down… crash! Now I’m wet, I’m in pain, and most of all
I’m pissed. I’m soaked head to toe and I know I have to still clean another
shower. Plus I’m in pain. I just busted my ass in a serious way. Then it hits
me! O-fuck… “Doug get up, who knows what you’re laying in!” AAAAAHHHHHH YUCK!!!
Man, I still get the creeps. God only knows what I could have been laying in.
Boy, was I then even more upset at myself. I get up and limp my ass out of the
bathroom and the 2 guards are looking at me crazy! One smiles when he sees that
I’m soaking wet and says “Rough day at work?” Haha fucking jerk… I had 3 or 4
four letter words that I would have loves to express to him but I bit my tongue
and just nodded my head. Haha it’s funny looking back on it… actually… no, no
it’s not! J
So the birds are out in full force, its spring so they are
nesting. Now I’m not talking about pretty birds. I’m talking about garbage
birds… Seagulls! If you have ever driven through Oshkosh on highway 41, then
you have seen Oshkosh prison and right next to the prison is a landfill
(garbage dump). Now the landfill is no big deal because its not in use anymore.
They have covered it with dirt so it doesn’t smell or anything like that. But
when it was open the seagulls took over and they are still here! Generations of
birds and I’m not talking shit around here there’s thousands of these bastards!
When a fox runs through the field and they all take off at once… well its
almost intimidating… it’s like they block out the sun. And they are fearless! I
wear sunglasses just so they don’t come at my eyes! Haha. Nah. I’m just playing
about that but really its crazy how many of them there really is.
Don’t really know where I’m going with this blog… just kind
of talking.
Next let’s talk crimes… if you remember I told you how I was
locked up with every kind of criminal that you can think of. Let me tell you
about a few on my unit that make me laugh. By far of the funniest have to be
the dog fuckers… yes, that was fucker”s”… plural! Don’t know all the details…
haha never asked. But I believe one sucked off a Doberman… ahahahahahahahaha!
Aaaawwww that’s so funny! Forget the question on why you did it but my question
is how did you get caught? Did the dog pull a Scooby-doo and say “rut-roe?!”
J And they aren’t alone!
Since being locked up I haven’t met another person who has robbed a pharmacy
but love making with a pooch… 2 of them on my unit! Not a day goes by
that I don’t see someone or hear a story and think “where are these people in
the real world? Why don’t I see people like this on the streets?” Then you
realize… o-yea they are in prison! Ha!
Yea I know this post wasn’t really about anything but haha
made me smile! God, I can’t wait to get out of here! People are crazy… you
really have no idea. They are nutz!
Peace out!
Douglas
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